2025-08-30 / Saturday / Buckeyes vs Longhorns
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BUCKEYES
Gameday Bitches. #3 Buckeyes vs #1 Longhorns.
Honestly, a loss here wouldn’t have surprised me, but the Buckeyes Defense looked legit, and now I’m suddenly lofting my expectations for the year.
Standouts: Arvelle Reese, Jermaine Matthews, Caleb Downs, Carnell Tate.
| Date | Opponent | Where | Shirt | Us | Them | Result | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8/30/2025 | Texas Longhorns | Shoe | Red Helmet (3-0) | 14 | 7 | WIN | 1-0 |
QUOTE of the DAY
“Think of your energy as if it’s expensive, as if it’s like a luxury item. Not everyone can afford it.”
-T Swift
JOKES of the DAY
“You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes…”